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Numera har Jan inte vilken banan som helst i fickan utan en kravbanan.
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""She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I would have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back ... "
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Not crazy..just a bit odd.. :)
I mina förhållanden är det att den ena personen alltid har rätt och den andra är mannen. :)
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, Study hard - Be Evil...
...a hardon is NOT a sign of personal growth..:)
Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing.
"Don't worry about how little I know. You'll know how much I know in a minute." Paul Sr. Teutul (OCC)
"Those are my principles. If you don´t like them I have others." Grouco Marx
"Gör inget att man är trasig o smutsig! Bara man är hel o ren!"
"If it doesn´t run, chrome it."
"Government is not reason: It is not eloquence, it is Force, like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." --George Washington
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If you are trying to fail, and then fail. Did you fail?
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West US movie actress (1892 - 1980)
Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are. Kurt Cobain
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller I am a vegetarian by proxy- the cows that gave me the beef I eat were vegetarian.
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absense, but in the mastery of his passions. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
"We need to talk" - I'll bet that was a pleasent sentance before women got ahold of it
