Skrivet: 2006-08-17, 08:18
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Dagens skratt:
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the
Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner
and sees a building with the sign, \"Hans Olaffsen\'s Laundry.\"
\"Hans Olaffsen?\" he muses. \"How the heck does that fit in here?\"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman
behind the counter. The tourist asks, \"How did this place get a
name like \"Hans Olaffsen\'s Laundry?\" The old man answers,
\"Is name of owner.\"
The tourist asks, \"Well, who and where is the owner?\"
\"Me, is right here,\" replies the old man.
\"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?\"
\"Is simple,\" says the old man. \"Many, many year ago when come
to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man
in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, \"What your
name?\" He say, \"Hans Olaffsen.\"
Then she look at me and go, \'What your name?\'\"
\"I say, Sem Ting.\"
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The Whorehouse Doors!
A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so
he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but
an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, \"Over 35\" and \"Under 35.\"
He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, \"Over 35.\"
He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors
that read, \"Over 8 inches\" and \"Under 8 inches.\"
Truthful again, he went through the \"Under 8 inches\" door and found
himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, \"Once a night\"
and \"Over 4 times a night.\"
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked \"Once a night\"
and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is:
\"Always tell the truth and you\'ll never get screwed.\"
